That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
