Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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