I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
my shit smells like andre
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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