a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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