Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize