Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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