Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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