so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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