how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
They are going to name an STD after you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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