Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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