STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
