So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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