I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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