This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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