I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
how does that bad decision feel?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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