Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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