One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
What drink are we having for lunch?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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