I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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