His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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