i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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