Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
