Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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