I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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