Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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