Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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