Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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