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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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