she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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