would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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