if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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