if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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