38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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