So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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