chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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