Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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