yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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