covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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