i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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