: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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