Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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