He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
