(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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