that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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