Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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