You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
