I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
