Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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