i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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