I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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