My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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