Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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