Say something about gay babies.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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