maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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