I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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