I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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