remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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